ARTEMIS FOWL
By EOIN COLFER
(Read by Nathaniel Parker)

Listening Library/Random House, 2004
ISBN: 1400085918
5 CD Audio Book
GENRE(S): Fiction, Children's, Fantasy, Audio Book

Reviewed by Yennie Cheung

Imagine Batman as a criminal mastermind rather than the poster boy for vigilante justice. He is still ridiculously rich and perhaps even more ridiculously intelligent, and his parents are still conspicuously absent from his everyday life. But now, imagine him as a no-nonsense twelve-year-old Irish boy in a designer suit, and you have the life of Artemis Fowl's titular character.

Artemis Fowl II is a boy genius savvy in everything from ancient history to the very latest in computer technology. The Fowl family has a long tradition in the Irish crime underworld, but things haven't been well since the disappearance of its patriarch: Artemis's father, Artemis Fowl Senior. Thus, the younger Artemis is determined to continue in his father's place by pulling off the greatest heist never recorded in human history: the stealing of leprechaun gold.

The idea sounds rather childish and precious, even to Artemis, but he is a believer after he acquires "The Book": a combination fairy Bible and handbook to magical creatures. Through it, he learns that the word "leprechaun" is actually "LEPrecon"—the Lower Elements Police Reconnaissance Squad, a division of the fairy world's law enforcement team—and the mythological gold is not to be found in a cauldron at the end of a rainbow. In actuality, it's ransom money used in hostage negotiations, and no one has ever managed to keep even a singular coin of it before. But that is what makes the challenge all the more appealing to Artemis.

Accompanied by his faithful bodyguard Butler—a martial arts and weapons expert literally born to serve the Fowl family—Artemis succeeds in capturing the LEP's first and only female officer, Captain Holly Short, and brings her back to Fowl Manor to await hostage negotiations. And, like any good action-thriller, the police pull out all the stops, laying out an arsenal of magical weapons that includes cranky trolls, nuclear technology, and bio-bombs.

With all of the combat and gadgetry, Artemis Fowl certainly is, as author Eoin Colfer has allegedly described, "Die Hard with fairies." And as the hostage-taker, Artemis is even more calculating and well-dressed than Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber. However, like every good antagonistic protagonist, Artemis is far from evil. He is, in fact, driven by a love for his family, which is evident by the helplessness the tries to stifle whenever he sees his mother Angeline, who has been suffering from depression and schizophrenia since her husband's disappearance.

Supporting characters such as Mrs. Fowl are all very well described by Colfer, and they run the gamut from serious to screwball. For example, Butler's devotion to Artemis pegs him as a surrogate father figure, making him the Alfred to Artemis's Batman. However, Colfer also provides plenty of comic relief, including Foaly, Holly's centaur friend in charge of LEP technology. Though smugly super-intelligent and always ready to deliver a comedic jab, he is also rather paranoid and wears a tin foil hat to deflect mind-probing rays.

All of these characters come to life through the voice talents of actor Nathaniel Parker. The voice acting isn't perfect—his American accents, in particular, aren't necessarily well-suited for the characters and seem a little too cartoonish at times—but the imperfections are too few and far enough apart to be of any consequence to what is an extremely strong first book in a series.

Setting a fast pace and interesting premise for the four books that follow, Artemis Fowl is a refreshing fantasy take on modern action adventures. Colfer's humor keeps it grounded in familiar fun, making it a worthwhile story for adults and children alike.

(July, 2007)

 

 
     

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