OSAMA VAN HALEN
BY MICHAEL MUHAMMAD KNIGHT

Soft Skull Press, 2009
ISBN 9781593762421
224 pages; Paperback
GENRE(S): Fiction

Reviewed by Marie Mundaca

In his new novel, Osama Van Halen, Michael Muhammad Knight (author of the highly acclaimed Muslim punk rocker novel The Taqwacores) uses his characters and outlandish situations (zombies, kidnapping Matt Damon) to further explore what it means to be young, Muslim, and punk in the contemporary United States.

With the raw energy and exuberance of an all-ages hardcore matinee, the book showcases Knight's authorial fearlessness. The author is not afraid to explore the characters' interest in sex and drugs and where (or if) that fits into Islam, nor is he afraid to throw around a ton of ideology, philosophy, and religious terms while the characters come to grips with their conflicting relationships with music, religion, and the opposite sex.

In Osama Van Halen, Amazing Ayyub, an Iranian Shi'ite "skinhead," along with his female friend Rabeya, kidnap actor Matt Damon and threaten to kill him unless their demand is met: that Hollywood stop the Muslim stereotyping. As Rabeya says, "No more of this Delta Force bullshit!" Of course, Damon points out the hypocrisy inherent in acting in a way that may be perceived as stereotypically Muslim to stop Muslim stereotypes. When Rabeya takes off with Damon to parts unknown, Ayyub strikes out on his own quest, this time to rid the world of the poseur taqwacore (Islamic punk) band Shah 79. Along the way, Ayyub and Rabeya get separated, and Ayyub goes to punk shows, battles zombies and djinns, and eventually meets up with the author.

Osama Van Halen recalls a great work of Islamic literature, One Thousand and One Nights, in the way it weaves mythology, religion, and contemporary life together. Just like Scheherazade in Nights, the author sometimes stops the narrative to discuss abstractions and Islamic philosophy, and readers are likely to enjoy the lessons being taught in his hilarious and entertaining stories. Knight has an incredible knack for dropping a lot of information into passages that seem perfectly natural, mixing the lingo of punk rock with Islam:

"What's that lion say on your back?" asked Ayyub, turning the singer around so he could see it again.
"La fata illa Ali, la saif illa Zulfikar," answered the singer. "There is no hero except Ali, no sword except Zulfikar."
"That's tits, bro," said Ayyub. "You don't see a lot of Shi'a taqwa-punk bands out here. There was this one I saw in L.A.—I don't even remember their names but the dudes were fuckin' slicing their arms up with razor blades and crying and going nuts."
"There are different ways to manifest your love for the Ahlul-Bayt," replied the singer, coming off almost as a professor.

Because Knight wrote the book on taqwacore and the bands in the movement subsequently sprang forward like conjured spirits, it makes sense that Knight includes himself in Osama Van Halen and sometimes breaks the narrative to tell the reader about things that occur outside of the story or what is real and what is not real within the text. It's almost like annotation, and it works for the most part—mostly when the character of Knight interacts directly with Ayyub. However, a few chapters with Knight alone don't seem to serve the novel very well; for example, Knight's story about being a white Muslim convert isn't written with the same intensity as the rest of the book.

Osama Van Halen is primarily a book about young Muslims struggling against stereotyping in the United States, but it's also a novel about music that manages not to be corny or annoying. Knight has a real knack for writing about youth music and culture in a way that seems authentic and not at all cheesy, adding just enough information—like band names, genres, and influences—to allow readers to imagine what the music might sound like. The Kominas, the "kings of Shi'a death metal,"spend time traveling to gigs discussing the problems of too much sex while they smoke hash. Other people talk about starting bands and discuss their religious viewpoints along with talking about what bands they like. Knight doesn't get into the minutiae of lyrics or music, which often make books about music seem clueless. Mostly Knight has singers screaming proclamations, or in one case, trying to make a Minor Threat-type song from the Qur'an.

Essentially, Osama Van Halen manages to both educate and entertain, and it shows that people are the same no matter their religious beliefs. Teenagers are teenagers, captivated and excited by sex, drugs, and rock, and in this case, Allah.

(July 2009)

 

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