YOU MUST BE THIS HAPPY TO ENTER
By ELIZABETH CRANE

Punk Planet Books, 2008
ISBN 9781933354439
183 pages; Paperback
GENRE(S): Fiction, Short Stories

Reviewed by Marie Mundaca

The characters in Elizabeth Crane's short story collection, You Must Be This Happy to Enter, inhabit a strange world. It's not the dystopia of George Saunders, whose characters have little chance of escape or redemption. It's more of a skewed utopia where zombie wives and lonely women in love with nine-inch men approach their obstacles with a buoyant optimism. They are not just making lemonade out of lemons, but lemon pie piled high with meringue.
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Crane's previous books, When the Messenger is Hot and All This Heavenly Glory, share the frenetic fun tone of Happy, but her previous collections leaned heavily on stylistic tricks. In her new book, Crane has toned down the po-mo/metafictional aspects of her stories, allowing the reader to relate to even the most ridiculous characters and situations. Before, her humor was more subdued, more like the humor of Donald Barthelme or Donald Antrim—intellectually clever, but not laugh-out-loud funny. Crane has figured out the trick of being smart, funny and tender in this new collection.

The absurdities of the stories mask the innate sadness and loneliness with which her characters contend. And her characters, even in their humorous despair, do their damnedest to make the best of their ludicrous situations. In "Donavan's Closet," a woman falls in love with the delicious lemon scent of her friend's closet. She surreptitiously makes a copy of his apartment key and spends her lunch hours sneaking into his apartment and sitting in the closet. Eventually, hiding away in the closet becomes an addictive behavior—she cancels plans with friends and misses work, just to stay inside the cozy, nice-smelling closet.

"Sally (Featuring: Lollipop the Rainbow Unicorn)" is a story written in a second person voice about a perfect altruistic punk-rock super-heroine, but it quickly becomes clear that all Sally's perfection is set up as a comparison to the much less perfect "you" (presumably the story's narrator). But even "you" starts to see that Sally—a grown woman failing at her attempt to fly a kite in a park, but still laughing and having a good time—is not perfect, and Sally's joy and comfort with her imperfections is what "you" should take to heart.

Many of Crane's stories use the emptiness of popular culture as a stepping-stone for philosophical ruminations on the current state of the zeitgeist. In "The Glistening Head of Ricky Ricardo Begs Further Experimentation," a woman gets a magic TV, where tiny actors are actually in her TV, and she can pick them out and bring them into the real world, albeit in their tiny form. Like many people, the character forms deep relationships with the people who populate her favorite television shows, forgoing genuine relationships and interaction for the fantasy world of television.

You Must Be This Happy to Enter is not a perfect book. Some of the stories seem a little unfinished, and some jokes are downright goofy (like an actor named Brad Brad-Brad from a TV show called Sexy Doctors Sex It Up), but mostly the stories in You Must Be This Happy to Enter will leave readers with a nice warm glow.

(February, 2008)

 

 
     

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