THE TOP FIVES OF 2008
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KYRIA ABRAHAMS
Writer, I'm Perfect, You're Doomed
http://www.kyriaabrahams.com

FIVE GOOD THINGS FROM 2008
1. Ronnie Bronstein's Frownland
What independent cinema is still needed for.

2. The Be(a)st of Taylor Mac
Had me huffing back tears like a drag queen who ran out of pancake makeup.

3. Matisyahu's Shattered EP
Still deep and kind, despite being name-checked in "Knocked Up".

4. Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure
I swear I'm not choosing this because I was in it. I'm actually choosing it because Foreskin's Lament came out in 2007.

5. Twitter and 12seconds.tv
Saving the internet by turning banality into haiku.


JAMIE STEWART
Musician, Xiu Xiu
http://www.xiuxiu.org

TOP FIVE BOOKS READ THIS YEAR
The Setting Sun by Osamu Dazai
King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild
Light in August by William Faulkner
Britain's Gulag by Caroline Elkins
Roman Poems by Pier Paolo Pasolini


TAO LIN
Writer, cognitive-behavioral therapy
http://reader-of-depressing-books.blogspot.com

TOP FIVE MOST PLAYED SONGS ON MY IPOD FOR HALF OF 2008
(I Got a New iPod in, I Think, May)

"Custom Concern" by Modest Mouse
I listened to this song on repeat while editing Richard Yates (Melville House, 2010). I feel this is one of the least agitating songs I listened to in 2008.

"Tripped" by Neva Dinova
I listened to this song on repeat while editing Shoplifting from American Apparel (Melville House, 2009). I listened to this song a lot in other years also.

"85" by Rilo Kiley
I listened to this song on repeat while editing Richard Yates (Melville House, 2010). This song is 5:18 so I maybe listened to it for the most amount of time out of any song in 2008.

"Outside the Theatre Hall" by Line & a Dot
I listened to this song on repeat while editing Shoplifting from American Apparel (Melville House, 2009). Line & a Dot's songs can be listened to here.

"Long Way Home" by Line & a Dot
I listened to this song on repeat while editing Shoplifting from American Apparel (Melville House, 2009). I like the music video for this song.


ROBIN BENWAY
Writer, Audrey, Wait!
http://www.robinbenway.com

TOP FIVE SONGS THAT GOT ME EXCITED TO WRITE IN 2008
I'm pretty sure that if it wasn't for these songs, I'd still be sitting in front of a blank Word document, watching that little cursor silently judge me.

1. "Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur" by Sigur Rós
The title translates to "Within Me a Lunatic Sings," which sometimes feels a little too accurate.

2. "Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon
I'm such a sucker for the "whoa-whooooa" parts that it's embarrassing. If I were still in high school, I would have ditched to sit in my car and listen to this song.

3. "Carolina Drama" by The Raconteurs
The best six-minute story of the year.

4. "Fascination" by Alphabeat
Easily my guiltiest guilty pleasure of 2008. It's ridiculous. If you need to get psyched up to write, put this on and dance around for awhile. (Unless you're at Starbucks. They don't like when you stage impromptu one-person dance parties in their stores.)

5. "Graveyard Girl" by M83
Makes my little suburban goth girl heart flutter a bit faster.


DEANNE STILLMAN
Writer, Mustang: The Saga of the Wild Horse in the American West
http://www.deannestillman.com

TOP FIVE WORDS/PHRASES THAT MUST BE IMMEDIATELY RETIRED
Closure
Agenda
Tragedy
Spin—unless it refers to a baseball pitch
Self-esteem—alas, still in heavy rotation


TOD GODBERG
Writer, Simplify
http://todgoldberg.typepad.com

TOP FIVE STARBUCKS TREATS
This week, my wife removed my Starbucks debit card from my wallet due to excessive expenditures. Apparently $300 per month is excessive these days, but I think that when you factor in the slope of Y multiplied by pi, well, it feels pretty much right in line, but then I'm no mathematician. I found the number surprising, honestly, because it doesn't feel like I spend $10 a day there on coffee…which turns out to be precisely the problem. I spend about $4.50 a day on coffee and another $5.50 on various treats. Seeing as this time of great treating is coming to an end, I thought it would be prudent to list my personal top five Starbucks treats of 2008.

Sausage and Egg Breakfast Sandwich
Technically, this is not a treat. It's a meal. And technically, it's not a breakfast sandwich as I've eaten it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you've never had a Starbucks Sausage and Egg Breakfast Sandwich, what you need to know is that it comes on a toasted English muffin and has a piece of cheese between the meat and the egg and is summarily warmed up in a huge microwave to the point of tongue scalding while you wait for your coffee. It is then stuffed into a white bag and handed to you by the morose woman with the facial piercings who never seems to know your order even though you see her every single fucking day of your life. As a bonus, you get a free ring of grease, too!

Top Pot Glazed Old Fashioned Doughnuts
I'm generally opposed to doughnuts that are clearly not made in the same place as they are served, since they tend to have a chemical taste and aren't exactly notable for their freshness. I mean, hell, give me a disgusting Winchell's doughnut any day over, say, anything first made by Dolly Madison. But these bad boys, shipped in from a store in Seattle, taste a lot like their main ingredient is awesome.

The trans-fat filled blueberry muffin
At some point this year, Starbucks got rid of all their trans-fats, which is, you know, probably a really good thing. But with it, they took a blueberry muffin that tasted like it was first bathed in pure animal lard, which, in terms of overall muffin-y taste, was a good thing. The new muffin isn't bad; it just doesn't taste like it's killing you one bite at a time.

Glazed lemon loaf cake
Starbucks has been serving this since they were still just a coffee place and not a bookstore/music store/Hot Topic-with-sofas place. As such, the glazed lemon loaf cake packs a sweet and pleasant reminder of a less complicated time, when you could order a mocha without also purchasing James Taylor's album of covers, too.

Crumble coffee cake
I still yearn for the original classic coffee cake, which was the size of the moon and covered in little pills of cinnamon, but this moist alternative takes care of most of my yearnings. The downside is that it is covered in powdered sugar which tends to snow all over your shirt if you happen to be eating while driving and, unlike the classic coffee cake, also seems to be part of the new "no trans-fat" edict, thus making it tasty but not death defying.



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