LETTERS FROM THE EDITORS:
What Do You Get a Douche Boyfriend for the Holidays?
By YENNIE CHEUNG and KYLE OLSON

Seasons greetings, everyone,

This is it, everyone: the final issue of the year. We think we speak for all of our staff when we declare our excitement for the holiday tidings we have for you. You've come to spend some time on our website, and for that, we have honored you by writing your name in our "list of awesome people." We keep it in a manila folder with some stickers of puppies and unicorns on it—and they're all wearing festive holiday outfits.

We are aware that the holiday season has its fair share of requisite gift-giving. Surely you have those people in your life who are exceedingly difficult to shop for: those people who already have everything, don't like anything, don't know what they like, or just have incredibly idiosyncratic tastes. Our solution, however, is always the same: Get them books.

To help you with all your literary gift-giving needs, we've created a nice gift suggestion list, based on what readers have told us they need to find. We scoured the internet and spent hours in local bookeries, poring over the shelves for anything published in 2007 that matches the precise (and occasionally bizarre) requirements of the people in our readers' lives. So yes, friends, we can suggest a book for your friend who has been trying to find a replica of an Australopithecine skull on eBay. We do have gift ideas for your boyfriend who loves Norway and elk. And yes, we even have a book for your sister's boyfriend who plays guitar and is, by some strange correlation, a Douche (with a capital D, apparently).

The list was a lot of work, but all in all, it was a rather fun and informative little quest. Some of the books we've discovered have turned up on our personal holiday wish lists, too. We may be selfless and upstanding paragons of virtue and love, but we like presents, too (hint, hint). The best present you could give us, though, would be to spread the word about the Hipster Book Club. Well, that and clicking our links to Amazon and Powell's before you make your purchases with them.

The best part about this gift list endeavor, though, is that it continues our quest to discover and share fascinating literature with others while doing our best to minimize the dreaded P-word (pretentiousness). Our gift list includes works from popular authors and debut novelists, independent artists and respected scholars, DIY operations and publishing powerhouses. We've also done our best to cover a variety of tastes, as we know that a gal who reads Jack Kerouac and Edith Wharton could just as easily love a book about the Phoenix Suns (and not just because Yennie's brother calls Steve Nash her "boyfriend"). Any old website can give you a "Best of 2007" list; in fact, many do. But we've made a purposeful, useful, entertaining recall of choice selections from all genres: everything from cookbooks to porn reviews. It's a massive thrill for us bibliophiles to see dozens upon dozens of book covers from all over the map. We hope you'll love it, too.

Additionally, as always, we have the usual book-related content that you've come to know and love. Along with an interview with George Saunders (a.k.a. the award-winning genius who calls himself an idiot) and some field work assigned by Miranda July and Harrell Fletcher, we are reviewing a book about cassettes from beyond the grave, two books about popular rock outfits, a tale of South African choirboys in a post-Apartheid environment, and, coincidentally, two novels about Japanese people being murdered. No offense, people of Japan.

Lastly, during the holiday season, if you're able, take a moment to help someone out. The inherent cheer embodied in the holiday season makes the plight of the less fortunate more tragic, but it also has the power to make acts of compassion and love more meaningful. Consider the numerous charities and non-profits that offer food to the hungry, shelter to the homeless, respite for the abused, or happiness to those who are sick and away from home. As much as we love enriching the lives of you—our friends—with literature we can all enjoy, there are obviously more basic needs of people everywhere we can band together to aid.

Anyway, thanks again for being awesome.

Happy holidays and a world of peace,

Yennie and Kyle

(November, 2007)

 

 
     

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