A SWEET VALLEY HIGH REUNION
The Wakefield Twins Are Back—and Now They're Armed with Cell Phones!

By YENNIE CHEUNG

One of the great things about teaching English is the ability to share my love of reading with my students. My current class of seventh graders—most of whom are avid readers—especially love that I sometimes bring in the advance copies of books that I get for review. I have to admit, there is something a little satisfying about watching a group of 12 year-olds fight over who gets to read Thirteen Reasons Why or Love, Stargirl first. But just last week, I caught one of my female students reading something that completely blew my mind: a Sweet Valley High book.

Sweet Valley High, for those of you too young or too old to remember, is a young adult series of mass market paperbacks created by Francine Pascal in the early '80s and written by a series of ghostwriters (all under the pseudonym Kate William). The books focus on the lives of identical twin heroines, manipulative Jessica and sensible Elizabeth, and their separate gangs of WASP friends. Together, they traipse through fictional Sweet Valley—an affluent California town with geographically improbable rolling green hills and palm trees—indulging in the sort of privileged teen mayhem normally reserved for John Hughes films and afterschool specials. The books were so popular that they spawned a small army of spinoffs (including Sweet Valley Twins) and a TV series starring Doublemint Twins Brittany and Cynthia Daniel.

The original 1983 cover (top) and the new 2008 cover of Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love.
Other than the time when I had salvaged a few of my childhood books from my mother's massive house-purging spree, I hadn't seen a Sweet Valley High book in years. But when I was a kid, just about every girl I knew was engrossed with the Sweet Valley books. It didn't matter if you were popular or nerdy; hippy, dippy, or trippy; a voracious bookworm or too cool for school—being a preteen girl in the '80s and early '90s meant that you wanted Elizabeth or Jessica as your best friend, and you wanted either nice guy Todd Wilkins or rich boy Bruce Patman as your boyfriend.

From the third to sixth grades, Sweet Valley High and Twins were a significant part of my social world. In third grade, I was supposed to star as Brooke Dennis in an unofficial school production of Sweet Valley Twins book 6: The New Girl, but seeing as the script was being written by two fourth graders, that play was never produced. In sixth grade, a friend and I had a debate about whether SVH character Cara Walker pronounced her name "Care-uh" or "Car-uh." (We never came to any conclusion then, but I'm inclined to agree with her on "Care-uh" now.)

 

Naturally, my students marveled at the fact that the series was so old I'd read it when I was eight. Judging from what they'd read, it meant that when I was a kid, there were no camera phones, no laptops, and—the horrors!—no internet. Of course in teenspeak, this means that I am old, and though I'm still in my twenties, I felt a little old knowing that the books I'd grown up reading were now horribly out of date.

Imagine my surprise, then, when two days after talking with my students, I received newly revised copies of the first two Sweet Valley High books—Double Love and Secrets—from Laurel Leaf Books, which is rereleasing the series this month with some major facelifts. The covers, naturally, have been modernized and now feature soap star Leven Rambin portraying both twins. More notable, though, are the changes in the writing. As my students love to point out every time we read literature that is more than a decade old, teen and tech culture has changed dramatically since they were born. By their standards, 1983's Double Love is a recap of the Dark Ages.

So, in order to seem modern, the stories have been revised to appeal to Generation OMG. Though the general plotlines remain intact, Sweet Valley is now a miniature Silicon Valley, and each teen is equipped with the latest in modern technology. Gossip queen Caroline Pearce now spreads her juicy tidbits via cell phone, and Photoshop provides some handy-dandy visual aids to those lascivious rumors about French teacher Ms. Dalton and "tall, dark, and Abercrombie hot" football captain Ken Matthews. Even Elizabeth's beloved school newspaper, The Oracle, is now a website. (Luckily, her anonymous gossip blog, "The Insider"—formerly called "Eyes and Ears"—doesn't take its cues from Perez Hilton.)

I brought the revamped books to school to show my students, and in a matter of minutes, five girls voiced an interest in reading them—two were coworkers. In fact, my coworkers were more excited than the students, and the three of us adults began reminiscing about the series. Remember Regina Morrow, the hot deaf girl who died of a drug overdose? Remember book 50, Out of Reach, which actually featured a Chinese girl named Jade Wu (gasp! A minority in Sweet Valley!), a dancer who was being pushed too hard by her parents? Remember soccer hottie Jeffrey French, whom Liz dated after Todd left for Vermont but whom she dumped like a bad habit when Todd returned? Like, ohmigod! We were totally 11 again.

 

For adults, the obvious appeal of the books is the novelty of seeing how they have changed since our collective youth. And, of course, they beg the question of whether the books ought to be updated at all. This is not the first series to be modified for content—the Nancy Drew series has had its fair share of rewriting, both to reflect the times and to quicken the pace—but do the updates make the books relevant again?

I myself was ambivalent about the revamping idea. On one hand, I didn't see why the onslaught of '80s retrophilia had to include the butchering of YA literature. Books such as Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and Emma are constantly being remarketed in their original forms for new generations; part of their appeal is seeing how people lived in an era long passed. And if people want to modernize the stories, they can adapt them into new works such as Bridget Jones's Diary and Clueless. My fear was that SVH's soap operatic slice of '80s life would be long forgotten, mildewing in the bargain bin of used book fairs nationwide.

On the other hand, I've become accustomed to seeing my childhood being repackaged for kids who would otherwise think Ferris Beuller is a carnival ride and Fraggle Rock is a genre of music. In malls, Rainbow Brite and Care Bears paraphernalia are displayed next to posters for bands of twenty-somethings in pseudo-Flock of Seagulls hairdos dyed black to look "emo." Though the updates may seem novel, they make the old seem socially relevant again. Maybe all the Wakefield twins needed were a few cell phones and iPods to compete with Gossip Girl.

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