WHY I'M JEALOUS OF STEPHENIE MEYER
By YENNIE CHEUNG

Last month, Stephenie Meyer published Eclipse, the third installment of her best-selling Twilight series, to much fanfare. Working in education, I've seen the fervor first hand. Since the book's August 7 release, I have been surrounded by girls swooning over this teen vampire romance series—and, by girls, I actually mean my teen-and-'tween-aged students and my twenty-something-aged coworkers. To this crowd, Meyer has been almost as important as J.K. Rowling, and her characters instigate as much hormonal hysteria as a shirtless Brad Pitt.

The gist of the Twilight series is simple: teenage narrator Bella Swan falls for Edward Cullen, a devastatingly handsome but aloof schoolmate whom she discovers to be a vampire with an abnormally strong attraction to her blood. He resists the temptation to kill, however, because he and his vampire family refuse to feed on humans. Instead, he falls in love with her.

Unfortunately, fraternizing with a coven of beautiful vampires means exposing herself to other, less humane vampires and jeopardizes Bella's safety. Complicating matters is the presence of werewolves—a vampire's natural enemy—in a nearby Native American enclave. In the second book, New Moon, Bella finds herself stuck in the middle of this conflict when she discovers that her best friend, Jacob Black, is a werewolf. That Jake is in love with her doesn't help the situation, nor do the vampires hunting tasty little Bella.

But the heart of the books is the romantic vampire hottie, Edward. In him, Meyers delivers the perfect boy: handsome, intelligent, devoted, passionate…and inherently flawed. Like Pride and Prejudice's Mr. Darcy, Edward broods and smolders as he resists his amorous feelings for Bella. When he finally does give in, he practices a restraint that is as much a matter of life-or-death as it is gentlemanly propriety.

Instead of exploiting the sexual liberties taken in modern YA lit, Meyer relies upon the appeal of sensuality to convey passion. Unlike some of her contemporaries, Meyer remembers that many girls do not grow up consciously looking forward to sex—they aspire for love foremost. Thus, rather than kiss Bella's lips, Edward touches her face, nuzzles her neck, and brushes his lips across her clavicle…and Meyer's besotted female readership responds by clutching their books to their chests and breathing deep, bosom-heaving sighs.

Admittedly, I have also been afflicted with Twilight-related bosom-heaving. But unlike most other readers, I feel a little something else towards Stephenie Meyer and her creations, and it isn't pleasant. It is jealousy tinged with just a trace of bitterness. You see, she took just about all of my ideas.


In the spring of 2006, I began writing a YA vampire story of my own, inspired by one of my students, Corn (which is her actual nickname, not some silly pseudonym created to protect her identity). Corn was (and still is) a precocious and quirky middle schooler with a predilection for vampire stories. At the age of eleven, she had already read Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire and was working her way through The Vampire Lestat, hiding the novel under an opaque pink book cover to fool her mother.

Corn's fascination became common knowledge in my classroom one February afternoon, before class had begun. Some of my students were discussing the seemingly aloof qualities of a male coworker, gossiping as only middle school students can over a person to whom they'd never spoken. After one girl confessed that she found him "handsome but too old," Corn blurted out a sentence that would change the scope of my classroom for months to come:

"I think he's a werewolf."

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