THE AMAZON CANDLE
Amazon Announces Yet Another New High-Tech Reading Device
By CHRIS MACKOWSKI

Amazon's success with its "revolutionary wireless reading device," the Kindle, has led to the launch of another "revolutionary" reading device it's calling The Candle™.

Powered by a wick, which users light on fire, The Candle™ emits a soft glow that makes it possible to read even when the lights are out or after the sun has set.

"When we say 'revolutionary,' we really mean 'Revolution-era,'" said Amazon CEO Jeffery Bezos. "This technology has been around for centuries. We've made some significant improvements by capitalizing the 'C' and adding a trademark symbol."

Like the Kindle, The Candle™ is portable and wireless. "That alone is cutting edge," Bezos said.

Another unique feature of The Candle™ is that it comes in a variety of scents, allowing readers to choose a scent to best match the reader's chosen text.

"For instance, a reader might choose a pine-scented candle if they're reading The Country of the Pointed Firs by Sarah Orne Jewett or A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Someone reading Moby Dick or The Raw Shark Texts might want the herring-scented Candle," Bezos said. "Having all those scents is like having Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jellybeans for the nose."

Each The Candle™ comes with a free accessory: a matchbox containing twenty-five wooden matches. "That gives users the unhindered ability to light the Candle's wick whenever they feel like it," said Bezos. "Tell me that's not convenience."

In support of the nation's growing environmental attitude, the matchbox is being marketed as a reusable, or green, item. After a user depletes the contents, the matchbox can easily be recharged by adding more matches to the box. "We even made the matchtips green, just to reinforce our commitment to environmental awareness," Bezos said.

Bezos concluded by pointing out his personal favorite benefit of The Candle™: "Hot wax—Oh, baby!"

The Candle™ has a total lifespan of approximately 125 hours, after which time it needs to be replaced. "One hundred and twenty five hours is plenty of time to get a lot of reading done. You can read a whole lot of books in that amount of time," Bezos said. "Anyone who takes more time than that to read a book really, really needs to pick a new hobby, anyway."

(April 1, 2008)

 

 
     

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